reNgus reNgusan

organise

2011-12-31T19:59:00.002+08:00

crave

2011-12-29T20:54:00.003+08:00

I want u... I really want u.. T_T

Overweight

2011-12-29T14:26:00.001+08:00

Damn im overweight

Cleverly stupid

2011-12-28T17:48:00.001+08:00

Sometimes, err, nope - its actually all the time... It requires special skills to deal with people who are cleverly stupid. I know this sounds like im complaining and im aware that i try to stop myself from complaining, but still im writing this to mark myself how its difficult to teach people who are cleverly stupid.

So, as oxymoron it sounds, cleverly stupid sarcastically defines people who are clever but actually or should i say reletively stupid at times. Especially when they ask you on something that they dont know but yet they wont accept the answer. Or at times. When we're trying to correct them on how to do things the correct way or the best way to make things done.

Say, people who with years of experience, do they got the right to not accept the truth stupidly just because they are 'cleverly' experienced? Or they just cleverly stupid.

on curry pufs and roti canai

2011-12-11T19:22:00.003+08:00

curry puff ~ Malay: Karipap - It is a small pie consisting of specialised curry with chicken and potatoes in a deep-fried or baked^[1] pastry shell. The curry is quite thick to prevent it from oozing out of the snack.

roti canai ~ (pronunciation tʃanai) or roti cane (pronunciation tʃane) is a type of Indian-influenced flatbread found in Malaysia and Indonesia. It is often sold in Mamak stalls in Malaysia; also in Malay, Minangkabau and Aceh restaurants in Indonesia. It is known as roti prata in Southern Malaysia and Singapore, and is similar to the Indian Kerala porotta.

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IF U WANT ME TO PRODUCE CURRY PUFF, I'LL PRODUCE IT FOR U... AND IF U WANT ME TO PRODUCE ROTI CANAI, DAMN SURE I'LL PRODUCE IT FOR U... BUT PLEASE DON'T QUESTIONED THE INGREDIENTS WHEN U'VE ALREADY FINISHED IT LIKE U HAVEN'T EATEN FOR 3 DAYS!!!

its a job

2011-11-13T00:02:00.000+08:00

im trying my best not to complain/ moaning/ bitching.

worth

2011-10-09T16:05:00.001+08:00

its been ages since i last blog... its not like i don't have time to write, but i don't find things that worth to write... adios~

psst

2011-06-26T01:26:00.003+08:00

i like gadget

2011-06-13T01:18:00.002+08:00

patience

2011-03-08T21:15:00.002+08:00

–noun

the quality of being patient, as the bearing of provocation, annoyance, misfortune, or pain, without complaint, loss of temper, irritation, or the like.

an ability or willingness to suppress restlessness or annoyance when confronted with delay: to have patience with a slow learner.

quiet, steady perseverance; even-tempered care; diligence: to work with patience.

Cards (chiefly British ) . solitaire ( def. 1 ) .

Also called patience dock . a European dock, Rumex patientia, of the buckwheat family, whose leaves are often used as a vegetable.

Obsolete . leave; permission; sufference.

it is challenging

2011-02-28T18:41:00.003+08:00

life is a challenge

signs

2011-02-28T01:19:00.002+08:00

signs needed

tumblr

2011-02-27T23:43:00.002+08:00

i have a tumblr

job

2011-02-27T23:41:00.002+08:00

i like my job.. but i don't fancy it

complain

2010-12-04T22:51:00.002+08:00

so.. u didnt pass the interview, u complain so.. u didnt get the job, so? u complain so.. u are so tired with your pile of job.. so what? u complain so.. your girlfriend dump you.. then? u complain so.. your boifriend ditch you for some hot chick.. so? again u complain.. u complain.. come on.. complain and complain.. moan and complain...complain.. complain.. what are there to be complain? will ypur so so complain solve your peanuts problem?? if not stop complaining.. dammit

MBA is over

2010-11-18T23:50:00.001+08:00

Ive finished my MBA...
ahahahahahahahaha...

thats the number

2010-10-01T18:27:00.000+08:00

Im 28... :)

love you mom.. love ur dad.. love your family

2010-09-18T23:41:00.002+08:00

for the past two weeks... we've been filled with high profile homicide case name I don't want to mentioned. The victim was a millionaire, rumors said, the person owns asset worth 100 million ringgit. Anyway, that 100 million asset worth nothing now (except for the beneficiary)

I'm not saying this to provoke anyone or critic any person, just making my point that no matter wealthy you are, how many cars you have, how big your house is, how beautiful your wife is, how expensive your wine is, how hot your girlfriend is, how fast your car is, how expensive your blinks is, how rare you cloth is... all those thing wont matter at all when you kick the bucket.

Past experience teach me a lot. When my dad was sick, everything wont matter at all, cars? money? house? Nothing matters. Except to see he smile and walk straight again. Thank God. Everything is good now.

So... be modest, be thankful for everything you have now because you never no what will happen tomorrow. love your self... love your mom... love your dad... love your love ones.. love your family.

continuation

2010-08-31T04:55:00.002+08:00

this post is the continuation from my previous entries too hard and too much plus response from comment made by scratch the hostile fay . So, for the past one month and 10 days, I've faced some tremendous challenge in my life. For some, they might faced worst than mine, but for me its an unforgettable experience. So let me expound...

On 23rd July my father was sick - 24th July he was admitted - Suspected having pneumonia plus lung infection. Having difficulty to breathe - 24th July - during that night on the 24th, he's breathing getting worse, thus force the doctor to do tracheal intubation. At 3.00 am, theres no positive sign. Required me to call my mom and my other relatives.

ECG reading - (25th July 4.00am)
Oxygen level - 84% (normal = 99% -100%)

Doctor's in-charge advice me to be prepare for the worst.... worst???

My worst fear of all. Fear of losing. Even though i admit every single human in this world shall die, but i just can accept it. Kept thinking why this is happening to me, my father, my family. Every single part of my body was numb.

ECG reading - (25th July 6.00am)
Oxygen level - 92% (getting better) grateful

9.30am - ambulance ride to the General Hospital. 1.00pm admitted to ICU.

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3rd day my father in ICU (28th July)

I had an accident. - damage = RM2000 (god give me patience)

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7th day in ICU, my father finally awake (unconscious for the past seven day). Day 8 he was discharge from ICU to normal ward.

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Day 22. Had another accident = damage = RM 300.00

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I guess some bad things comes in many. More than that, several bad things did happened during that time (not worth typing)

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God give me patience.. give me grace...

p/s - on the 27th august my father was discharge from hospital. As for now, that was the best day of my entire life. He is healthy now (slowly recovering except some bad sore at the back due to lying in bed for long period in ICU)

So.... is this too hard and too much? I guess not. I apologies as I am not as strong as I think during that time. Experience educates... patience, responsibility, commitment, endurance, love... God works in mysterious ways

too hard and too much

2010-08-10T03:40:00.000+08:00

so many things happened... to many things struck too hard..

killing time

2010-05-27T19:31:00.003+08:00

insomania

2010-05-19T04:49:00.001+08:00

aku takleh tdoooooooo

wish

2010-05-02T02:13:00.000+08:00

1. If you think you are fat, you probably are. Do not ask us. We refuse to answer.
2. Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down.
3. Do not cut your hair. Ever. Long hair is always more attractive than short hair. One of the big reasons guys fear getting married is that married women always cut their hair, and by then, you are stuck with her.
4. Birthdays, Valentines, and Anniversaries are not quests to see if we can find the perfect gift yet again!
5. If you ask a question you don't want the answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
6. Sometimes we are not thinking about you. Live with it.
7. Do not ask us what we are thinking about unless you are prepared to discuss such topics as navel lint, the shotgun formation, or monster trucks.
8. Sunday=Sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides. Let it be.
9. Shopping is not a sport, and no, we are never going to think of it that way.10. When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine. Really.
11. You have enough clothes.
12. You have too many shoes.
13. Crying is blackmail.
14. Your ex-boyfriend is an idiot.
15. Ask for what you want. Let us be clear on this one: Subtle hints do not work. Strong hints do not work. Obvious hints do not work. Just say it!
16. No we do not know what day it is. We never will. Mark anniversaries on a calendar.
17. Yes, peeing standing up is harder. We are bound to miss sometimes.
18. Most guys own three pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of thirty, would look good with your dress.
19. Yes and no are perfectly good answers to almost every question.
20. Come to us with a problem only if you want help solving it. That is what we do. Sympathy is what girlfriends are for.
21. A headache that lasts for 17 months is a problem. Go see a doctor.
22. Foreign films are for foreigners.
23. Check your oil.
24. Do not fake it. We would rather be ineffective than deceived.
25. It is neither in your best interest nor ours to take the quiz together.
26. No, it does not matter which quiz.
27. Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
28. If you won't dress up like the Victoria's Secret girls, don't expect us to act like soap opera guys.
29. If something we said can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you angry or sad, we meant the other.
30. Let us ogle. We are going to look anyway. It is genetic.
31. Don't rub the lamp if you don't want the genie to come out.
32. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done, not both.
33. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during the commercials.
34. Christopher Columbus did not need directions, neither do we.
35. Women wearing Wonderbras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.
36. More women should were Wonderbras and low-cut blouses. We like staring at boobs.
37. The relationship is never going to be like it was the first two months we were going out.
38. ALL men see only 16 colors, like Windows default settings. Peach is a fruit, not a color.
39. Pumpkin is also a fruit.
40. If it itches, it will be scratched.
41. Beer is as exciting for us as handbags are for you.
42. If it is OUR house, I do not understand why MY stuff gets thrown in the closet/attic/basement.
43. We are not mind readers and we never will be. Our lack of mind-reading ability is not proof of how little we care about you.
44. If we ask what is wrong and you say, "Nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you are lying, but it is just not worth the hassle.
45. If we hear from an old girlfriend, we will briefly fantasize about having sex with her. But do not worry; the fantasy includes you AND her together.
46. What the hell is a doily?

fuuuuuuuhhh..

2010-05-01T14:36:00.004+08:00

ehehe.. semester break... one semester to go..

overcome

2010-04-30T00:07:00.005+08:00

I've been through so many things for the past 28 years. So many challenges yet i manage to overcome...
however.. this MBA's is too much too handle...
god give me grace
god give me mercy
amin...

printer

2010-04-28T04:55:00.001+08:00

time aku nak print laa ko abes dakwat oooo printerrrr

fight like a brave

2010-04-22T02:42:00.001+08:00

You say you're running and you're running
and you're running afraid
you say you ran across the planet
but you couldn't get away
the fire in your brain
was driving you insane
you were looking for a day
in a life that never came
so don't tell me that
I've got to take a number
cause I've been to that doctor
and believe me that's a bummer
here's a one of a kind
convention of the mind
and don't forget to mention
that it doesn't cost a dime
come as you like
and leave any time
and one more thing
you know it doesn't have to rhyme

fight like a brave
don't be a slave
no one can tell you
you've got to be afraid...

sod off!!

2010-03-05T01:21:00.001+08:00

lets forget all this shit and move on!!!

injured

2010-01-15T02:04:00.002+08:00

i injured myself yesterday during futsal. The pain is excruciating. It cost me friggin 65 bucks for medication... (thanx jo for bringing me to clinic, even though DR CHAN was so late)

As Dr Chan said : "ooo awak punya urat sudah beralih then ade luka siket, thats y ini bengkak sudah lebam nampak merah2 darah siket" (the comment doesn't help me at all :(.. sigh )

2010-01-12T02:20:00.003+08:00

This song says, no matter who you are,
No matter where you go in your life
At some point you're going to need
Somebody to stand by you.

worried

2010-01-12T02:04:00.002+08:00

Im worried.. thinking that this year class could been better but its the other way around. Everything change.. even the sitting position damn change.. cant u just move all your midgets fucking away??? another thing... the grouping change. Last year I was thinking it would be wonderful with the studies, the grouping and it would been better but again, its upside down. I guess I didnt do good last semester. Im worried, soo much that I cant sleep. The same happened last night.
Im worried yet frustrated. I just cant stop thinking on things that I cant change.

sigh... its freakin 2.08am! Even so much I want to blame this to others but I cant. let them be...

ode to ida dayana

2010-01-10T16:52:00.001+08:00

ode to Ida dayana

I love the fact that You are the only one I lose my words for

I love the fact that When I get mad your the only one I can ignore

I love it When we used to see each other and couldn't help but smile

I love everything about you especially your style.

I loved the way you treated me different than everyone else

I loved the fact that around you I could be myself

I love you, I said it I love you

Now the thing is I don't know if you love me too

Despite of all the things we've been through

I didn't know what to say but I had so much to express

I wanted to say I love you an I always do

dont do drugs

2009-12-20T12:17:00.003+08:00

A story of friend of mine. We've been friends for almost 20 years. But for the last 3 years we haven't contact, yet meet or hangout with each others. Maybe because of his marriage. Married man have bigger responsibilities than me and others - the single one.

Cut the story short, yesterday another friend of mine told me that this guy was busted - taking drugs... ketamine i guess. I was so shock but more of sad to heard this. Im not blaming him at all for his action, the matter of fact he was a good guy, but he was unlucky. The drugs drag him so far as he had left my other friends. More than that he owes load of money from several of my other friends, maybe this is also the reason why the others left him. For me, i don't left him, we just apart, I have my own responsibilities and he has his own. And during this before I heard the story, I assume that he has a wonderful life with his wife and his two cute kids. Again, I was wrong. It was a broken family.

Im not writing this to bitching 'bout my friend but just to remind myself how drugs can change everything in a second.

contribution

2009-10-28T19:32:00.002+08:00

what happen today triggers me to write on this subject. Contribution - why people contribute? does it require a reason to contribute? probably yes for some people and for some, they did it because they like it or just because of the good deeds and for some other people they only do it only if they get some return from it.
I pretty hate the last one.. -I only contribute if only I get some return - kalau tak menguntungkan.. aku tanak buat - this kind of people tend to be calculative, manipulative, and one hell a sellfish bitch.. opps..~ mind my language.
But its true. They are the one who like to see other people fail when they can succeed. They are the one who like to cling on for the sake of once personal interest. People who like to step on others in order to succeed while letting aside all the morality. But again, in reality, most of these kind of people tend to be successful (even though not in a good way) especially in politics. Err.. yes this kind of people who like to swing around, acting like they like but at the end of the day, stabbing other people's back. yes.. they are good. (not all politician comes from this group yaaa)
Unfortunately most of the people tend to be fascinates by this people "deeds" while they didn't realize that this kind of people destroy other people's life.
therefore.. may this kind of people rot in hell...

dont bother

2009-10-20T00:48:00.002+08:00

once my friend said "dont bother thinking on things that you cant control" yeah.. buts its hard just to put aside all this shit...

its frustrating when we feel that someone always said things behind your back, but that's human, and making things worse i seldom think on this...

...give me wisdom and strength to overcome all this...

thanks guyss

2009-09-30T11:14:00.002+08:00

This entries is dedicated to people around me who continually wishes me happy birthday, U guys rockkk~ (include maxis, celcom, jobstreet and HSBC.. lol) Its been more n more exiting wonderful days for me. Thank you so much, Im really grateful and appreciate it so much~!!

kalau ada sumur di ladang,
boleh hamba menumpang mandi;
kalau ada umur yang panjang,
boleh kita berjumpa lagi.

3.17am -23092009

2009-09-23T03:16:00.002+08:00

weather change.. people change.. mood changes.. time change.. weather kills.. people kills.. mood kills.. time kills.. please dont change.. please dont "kill" this..

important

2009-06-11T16:27:00.000+08:00

“Do not fall in the trap of believing that you are more important than you really are” scott ragsdale

A story on NOKIA N95

2009-05-31T13:03:00.003+08:00

Couple of months ago.. I found a Nokia N95 handphone near my apartment. Theres an urge whether I want to take it or give it back to the owner herself. As I was holding it for half an hour, I felt sorry for the owner, so I gave it to the apartment security guards. Four days later the owner manage to get it back from the guards.

Story continues, as in today, just as I'm out from my car, one philipino guy try to sell me a brand new Nokia N95 (I know it was a stolen handphone). Starting price at RM800, bargaining process goes on untill RM550. As I was about to buy the phone, I feel uneasy. Cut the story short I refuse to buy it and urge him to sell it to any handphone shop.

I know it was one of my wish list to own that particular HP model, but I just cant.

relax

2009-05-06T16:15:00.001+08:00

im so relax...

learning

2009-04-15T20:16:00.002+08:00

As the time goes... I tend to learn more especially about human. About person, how human reacts. Why people lies, why people cheat, why people pretends. To be honest, I hate lies and pretending.

When people ask me on things, I will give a straight answer. Answer that is from me, an honest answer (without thinking about the person's feeling) and thinking that people can accept it - but I was wrong. As I learn about human, I cant do that anymore. Its not that I purposely want it but I just cant. The more you're trying to be yourself, the more you've been drag on other people shit. Its like a quicksand, more you struggle, the more you sink. I realise that human, likes to hear things that they want to hear, if not they dont want to accept it.

I hate to pretend that I like people, and I hate people who cant accept things I said whereas the person can say anything they want to me as if I don't have any feelings at all.

When this happens, I tend to judge people. And I really hate to judge people. This is where I start to choose, start to say things that the person only want to listen. I hate to choose, I hate to judge, I treat everyone I know equally. But I realise, that the world dont work that way. Human dont work that way.

Its truely a learning experience.

focus + multitasking

2009-04-14T18:49:00.002+08:00

I don't know whether its true or not.. female are better at multitasking compared to male. For me its true. Yes I admit it that I'm bad in multitasking. I read that there's a gender differences in multitasking. Because there are already biological (females have larger corpus callosum and more white brain cells) and evolutionary explanations (men needed to be focused on hunting trips and war, while females had to engage in multitasking with kids and preparing food)

This last 14 days has been a hectic day for me. From family, burglary, studies, work, relationship and future all jumbled up in this 14 days. Too much for me I guess, yet I have to solve it even though I'm not very efficient in multitasking. I tend to lose focus on certain things, I tend to forgot on minor things, small things and other important thing that should be settled one at a time. It caused me mere panic attack. sigh...

acknowledge

2009-04-01T18:36:00.001+08:00

I hate people who needs other people to acknowledge things that they did... nuff said.

letter of the year

2009-03-30T19:01:00.002+08:00

"priority"

2009-03-21T00:43:00.002+08:00

"You can't move so fast that you try to change the mores faster than people can accept it. That doesn't mean you do nothing, but it means that you do the things that need to be done according to priority" - Eleanor Roosevelt

I spend most of the time on things that is not my priority... its others priority. Im navigating my focus on my priorities now.

-my family-
-my life-
-my future-

choose ...

2009-03-10T19:17:00.001+08:00

quote

2009-03-10T18:53:00.003+08:00

as Im working.. I learned so many words or should I say quote... and its funny ;
list of quote/ words with person who started it :

lala (joshini)
be a man!!!! Do the right thing!!!! (suresh)
lansi
kancheong (suresh)
my frieeeeeennnd... (suresh)
this is where I leave the conversation
pegi mati (tan sri)
nice fxxk off email
toot toot toot (everyone in the department)
the world is not against you (nosh)
tahi (everyone T_T)

there'll be more!!

weak

2009-01-27T23:32:00.002+08:00

im weak... im not well.. im sick... i even have difficulties to breath. I cant go to work tomorrow.. hope they'll understand...

update update

2008-12-31T00:04:00.002+08:00

for the sake of updating...
its been a while since my last post, i've been busy plus had limited access to the world wide web. Lots had happened, ive never been happy, my parents n sister just came back from mecca for the Haj.
I received my final results.. n i'm so xcited 'bout it, when first i received it.. i was stunned.. and i was like starring at the monitor looking at the result for like 3 minutes.. i just cant believed it, that i did it... and im so grateful for it.
Theres another 1 semester left. and im on my internship rite now. Days never been better except busier. I gain new friends and more than that i met several long lost friends. People moved... people changed.. so am i..

-new year 2009 - Hope for the best.. errr, it has to be better than the best.

tangan kiri yang gatal...

2008-10-15T14:14:00.003+08:00

orang tue2 cakap.. kalo tangan kiri gatal.. duit nak kelua.....

hmm.. smalam.. aku nak kua makan, terlanggar mamat vietnam nek basikal.. rim die bengkok cam no. 8... ikut kan hati nak aku bagi duit then blah je.. then die cakap.. "saya mau pegi kerja esok" (dngan nada kesian). aku pun call la housemate aku.. kat situ gak ... bawah sinaran lampu jalan, kitorang memomenkan beskal si vietnam ni.. cabut tayar, aku pun pgi kdai beskal on the dot nak carik rim.. nasib baik ade kedai basikal bukak sampai kul 9 mlam!

"tokey.. rim basikal ini macam ade ka"?
"saya kasi tengok aa"
"ada ada.. "
"brapa tokey?"
"oo $39 .. maw ka?"
(gulp~! terkopak duit aku 40 hengget)
"ok laa tokey saya angkat.. tada diskaun kaa?"
"tada laa ini pun tada untung manyak maa"
so si tokey pun bukak taya.. pasang kat rim baru nih..

then kitorang pasang balik rim baru kat basikal si vietnam nih..
aku: eh.. sini melesia.. lain kali malam2 bawak basikal laju2 maw pasang lampu tau~! esok kasi pasang lampu
ipin : lu kasi test laa dulu bawak jalan2.. wheelie kaa satu round"

mamat vietnam tu tersenyum riang je.. pulang dngan rim baru lagi berkilat...
msti die balik die polish kasi kilat2..

**padan muka aku.. betul laa tangan kiri aku gatal petang tu.. nak klua duit bli rim beskal baru**

bosan

2008-10-11T18:16:00.000+08:00

bosan lak layout nie... aku ingat na tuka layout baru.. hmm nanti laa tadi idea

this is corny

2008-09-15T21:53:00.002+08:00

having a girlfriend.. makes you learn about responsibility, sacrifice, being faithful, taking into account about somebody else feelings and not just your own.
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rain or shine.. fresh or tired.. free or busy.. seems doesn't matter if u're really care about someone. but still the impression matters. Most of the action are misjudge, words are misunderstood. affection becomes calculative. yet both are blaming each others.
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nevermind.. no matter what happened.. i will try not to lose u because i love u

oho

2008-08-25T11:18:00.002+08:00

ek ? ekk ek?

2008-08-21T21:42:00.004+08:00

taken from my mail.. send by anonymous
**They end 9 out of 10 sentences with
Ekkk...

Ekk ialah trademark orang Johor. Digunakan
di hujung SETIAP ayat menggantikan tanda soal (question mark).

Contoh :-

Ni awak punyer ekk?
Nama awak saper ekk ?
Kenapa kite kaler tak cantik ekk ?
Dan macam-macam ekk lagi.
Aku teringat semasa aku sekolah dulu, aku dan member sebelah aku boring yang amat di dalam kelas, so to keep us awake, kami dok mengira berapa kali Cikgu sebut ekk. In a period of 40 minutes, dekat 100 kali! Lepas tu kami gelarkan Cikgu tu as Cikgu Fadzillah* Ekk. (*bukan nama sebenar).

2. They refer to Johor Bahru as Johor and not JB.
Kalau orang di negeri Johor sebut Johor, it means Johor Bahru (JB), the city dan bukan Johor, the state. Biasa digunakan oleh mereka yang tinggal di luar bandar Johor Baru seperti di Masai--chusettes umpamanya.
Contoh : Beb, gua nak turun Johor laa. Lu mahu ikut gua tak? So, if you ARE already in Johor, tak kira di daerah mana - if the locals kata nak pergi Johor, it means nak ke Johor Bahru. Jangan pulak buat lawak bongok** berkata, " Eh, lu kan dah ada kat Johor?" Or worse,jangan memandai nak tambah ekk with that question.

3. They pronounce Muar as MUOR. (kena juih bibir sikit)
In fact you pronounce everything that ends with "AR" as "OR".
Contoh : Aku kena pakai seluo beso untuk main bola kat Muor besok. (Aku kena pakai seluar besar nak main bola di Muar besok).

Aku teringat Kakak tegur aku bila aku cakap macam tu. Kenapa Mama
sebut besar, BESOR ? Slipper , SLIPPOR ? Aku tergelak. Aku cuma speak
like that bila berjumpa dengan true blue Johorean aje.

Lapo (lapar), penampor (penampar), ulor (ular), pagor (pagar) dan lain-lain.

4. They are brash with a CRAZY sense of
humour.
Honestly, I belum pernah jumpa orang Johor yang serius Or cannot take a joke.
Walaupun pendiam atau pemalu , but their sense of humour boleh tahan gak. Almost all of them (yang aku jumpa dan kenal lah) are either loyar buruk or bigor**.

Baik di kampung mahu di Bandar. The sense of humour is unique that I find kadang-kadang orang luar (non-Johorean) agak takut with the brashness of budak-budak Johor.

Did you see Majalah 3 the other night - see
how Tunku Yem (nama manja Tunku Mahkota Johor) bercerita pasal
anakanda dia Tunku Ismail ? Haha.... that i s exactly my point!)

5. Diorang ada ENDUT **.
Kalau tak pernah berendut, sure pernah ada endut or busuk-busuk pun
teringin nak ada endut.

Contoh ayat :
Haa...kau dah ada endut yer ? Kau pergi berendut kat mana ?
Orang berendut dia pun nak berendut.

6. Diorang Makan Gula Tarik, Sagun, Gula Kandy, Bobotok....mee bandung.

Dah lama aku tak tengok atau makan gula
tarik, sagun or kandy. Ada lagi ke bebenda ni kat Johor ? Aku tak boleh
nak describe dengan teliti these things cos it has been 30 years
since I last tasted them.

Aku pernah tanya my Dad dulu - kenapa buruk benor nama dia bebotok.
Then my Dad cerita :
Di zaman dulu ada seorang nenek yang tinggal seorang diri. Everyday
cucu dia akan datang bawak makanan. Nenek ini suka sangat pais ikan
dengan bubur so dia suruh cucu ni bawak tetiap hari. Bila cucu tu
bawak makanan lain, Nenek akan tanya "Mana Bubur Tok? ". Lama-lama
Bub ur Tok jadilah Bebotok - kesan dari cakap cepat-cepat. aku tambah skit, kt sini pn aku selalu makan gula ketuk, sedap ni, agak nye nama die gula
ketuk sbb kalo nk beli, nnt gula tu kena ketuk dulu, sama la gula tarik, kalo beli, nnt die tarik gula tu dulu, rindu ah, lama tak makan.(teringat zaman kecik2 dulu)

mee bandung-ikut cite, menurut orang2 tua Batu pahat(BP), mee tu orang bp yang cipta. Tapi diorang kata orang muar curik resepi tu n popular kan..lama2 orang muar yg dapat nama..lebih terkenal ngn nama Mee bandung muar..
tp takpela.. BP glemer ngan Beriani Gam Batu Pahat..
gi bangi pun leh jumpa beriani gam BATU PAHAT..

klue laa bukan glue

2008-08-21T03:33:00.002+08:00

last monday aku gi NZ.. nope its not the NZ automobile dealer.. its a Mamak restaurant~!!
alaa NZ wangsa maju kat atas bukit kecik tu.. kat mamak tu ade small megazine shop (sort of). Aku nak bli KLUE (megazine).. so aku tanye mamak tu.. "macha!! megazine KLUE ade?" dengan selambenye die tunjuk kat satu corner.. kat corner tu ade rak.. rak jual pelbagai gam.. from budak skola nye gam.. gam pvc sampai laa gam UHU.. --aku dah pelik dah.. "KLUE laa not GLUE~!!! itu megazine title KLUE la macha!" baru la mamak tu tehegeh2 senyum tahik.. "sorry2.. saya ingat itu glue.. ooo. KLUE tada laa" --- Cis.. buang mase aku je

headache

2008-08-12T23:45:00.003+08:00

i had this annoying headache since 2 days ago.. and it stills give me problem.. yet have to study.. aaa T_T
Strategic Management

tiuuut

2008-08-12T01:33:00.000+08:00

gelpren saye tiut.. saye sayang gelpren tiut saye.. mwahx~!

trying

2008-08-11T14:07:00.001+08:00

relationship is tiring... yet i stay trying. Trying my best. n hope for the best for each of us...

DD's wedding

2008-08-09T17:31:00.003+08:00

Location : Melaka - Dd's wedding
Food : Finger lickin good
Bride : Beautiful

Just got back from Dd's wedding. Its just half an hour drivin from Melaka town. I went with Deng. Dd's ibu was so warm and she welcome us with exitement. She was like "come come.. u r Dd's friend rite? come come eat". Even though there were like loads of people yet she come on to us like she knew us for years.. Wa caya sama lu ibu. Food was good and overall the wedding was absolutely beautiful.
May ur marriage live happily ever after.

auto mode

2008-08-09T11:38:00.003+08:00

Time : 11.44
Place : My Room
Purpose : Waitin for my laundry to finish

It tooks 5 years for me to meet my beloved friend DD... Yup 5 years dude and finally i manage to see her. We only meet each others trough the net and phone. And yet it tooks me 5 years to meet her.. and 3 days after that she's goin to get married. Its funny how god setting up things for human. Nevertheless i still thankful to it. At first i thought it'll be awkward since i never met her b4, however things turns out extremely fantastic. Its like we know each other for years and years ago.
Congratulation DD n syamzarin for ur marriage, may u live happily ever after.

money ...

2008-08-02T23:25:00.003+08:00

i need money (who doesnt?).. eheh. all of a sudden. - i saw someone on last nite 'buletin utama' some MLM (multi level marketing laa doink~!) agent or something... i dunno what they called.. he just said that.. "duit bukan laa segala-galanya" (money is not everything) "tapi hampir segala-galanya perlukan duit" (but most everything needs money) damn right. And with all this money comes all sort of tools. Tools in how to gain money.. more n more. Why people study? cause they want a good decent work that pays.
And when it comes to work.. here.. i mean in Malaysia, still there are some obstacles for student especially malays. HUh~! im not saying im racist, its just thats the way they are we tend to be prejudice. Who doesnt? again, in the same 'buletin utama' it shows some conference at someplace involving Pak Lah and several uni students. And theres one UM students was asking "why are they so many malays in the government sector - meaning less of other races" then the PM answered with all this lame excuses like the govt are trying to balance and shit" i said hell with that.. if that lame ass joker ask me.. y they are so many malays.. my answer will be, this is malaysia and its my fucking country and its just the way they are. why in a chinese firm have so many chinese? Plus theres several medium big firm hiring only chinese? there u go lame ass doink~!
My point is, here.. even though this i multiracial country, there still racism among us. Not include the racist bias boss or racist bias job offering -eg; Chinese only - Chinese are much prefered- there u go

marcom add

2008-03-18T17:54:00.002+08:00

hmm sem dahbes. final xm is over.. da lame tak update.. nak update tade idea.. so.. ubove is the packaging chaq bwat utk aku for marcom nye assignment.. thanx chaq norris.. nanti bley bwat lagi..

in the lab

2008-03-06T10:27:00.001+08:00

im in the lab.. my campus computer lab... waitin for my test.. internet marketing test... test that im not sure if im gonna pass or not.. (sigh..)

tasehat je

2008-02-28T09:52:00.002+08:00

stiLl not sO heaLthy.. cough and flu go and fro, yet i got lots of things to do.. i feel something that lack.. something that i want to feel but i couldn't. Let time tell...

bon voyaGe

2008-02-23T11:41:00.000+08:00

please understand
this isn't just goodbye
this is "I can't stand you"
this is where the road crashed into the ocean
it rises all around me
and now we're barely breathing
a thousand faces will choose to ignore

curse my enemies for ever
let's slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful
lhis desperation leaves me overjoyed
with fading lights that lead us pass the lives that we destroyed

i listen to you cry
i cry for less attention
but both my hands are tied
and I'm pushed into the deep end
i listen to you talk, but talk is cheap
my mouth is filled with blood from trying not to speak
so search for an excuse, and someone to believe you
and for interesting moves I'm empty with the need to

curse my enemies for ever
let's slit our wrists and burn down something beautiful
this desperation leaves me overjoyed
with fading lights that lead us pass the lives that we destroyed

please understand, this isn't just goodbye
this is "I can't stand you"

all of a sudden

2008-02-20T18:56:00.000+08:00

my throat stings as if theres loads of gravel in it, its pain everywhere and most of its centers on my head. Headache's are routine. All my taste buds dies, every parts are numb. I cant endure the this flowin' mucus plus it comes with great cough. Great.. I got a fever, and tomorrow there is an Internet Marketing Test and i aint read nothing. Bless...

"""""back to the basic"""""

2008-02-13T17:16:00.001+08:00

im suppose to clean my room now. But then, im too friggin lazy to do it. For this past 2 weeks, im facing one hella phase of my life. Too much happened in too short period. Im experiencing true face of human being- grudge, hypocrite, lies and other not so good attributes that are not suppose to be inside of a mammalians called homo sapiens. (as homo sapiens means "wise man or knowing man" (including woman as well))
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Anyway, fuck it. What my trough attention rite now is to focus for whats best. My life, and to people that i really care. So.. its time for rehab. Everything has to be selected and being build from scratch, choosing the right color and carefully paint it to the precious canvas.

Im grateful and im truly enormously thankful for her.. as much as of her patience, i will seriously make it worth.

sluts always be sluts

2008-02-06T20:32:00.000+08:00

i just realize i waste almost 3 years of my life. Everything is bullshit. All the tears is just fake. Its deceiving. Making things worst, i made the biggest mistake in my life for knowing u. one thing i wonder is.. u can give a free fuck for a beginner's guitar lesson, its just amaze me.. much than that it make me sick with all your fucking words, words of lie, all your fucking promise plus your fucking pathetic tears.
You make me weak.. u make me sick.. more than that u disgust me..

may u rot in hell

busan yang amat

2007-12-22T01:38:00.000+08:00

Rose-tinted view.And satellites that compromise the truth. I wanted more
With the cuts and the bruises. Touch my face.A hopeless embrace

Faith, it drives me away. But it turns me on. Like a strangers love
It rockets through the universe. It fuels the lies, it feeds the curse
We, too, could be glorious

I need to believe. But I still want more. With the cuts and the bruises. Don't close the door
On what you adore

Faith, it drives me away. But it turns me on. Like a strangers love
It rockets through the universe. It fuels the lies, it feeds the curse
We, too, could be glorious

2007-12-08T14:43:00.000+08:00

hate studying..

dontunderstand

2007-12-03T07:33:00.000+08:00

its already 7.33, im tired... im sleepy... im seriously fucking trying to sleep.. but i just cant... i dont know why... thing should be simple... its not suppose to be this way... what more can i ask other than happiness.. and fuck sake for that i dont even understand.

ape ko merepek nih?

2007-11-23T09:15:00.000+08:00

its past.. something that already happen, something that i cant change, something that i cant alter. I guess thats why we have past tense, old school, thats why we have antique, thats why we have old, and thats why we have memories.
Damn sure i cant change what i've already done. But i have to extremely be fuckin friggin sure that im gonna learn. Learn and bounce back to make every thing's good. Good to me, to people Im gonna face in the future and people in the past.
Im trying to make every moment of my life as exquisite as it is.

--pagi yang gelap kini sudah terang-- :)

thats it

2007-11-19T12:16:00.000+08:00

i guess.. thats it.. it just ends.. some 2 years and 3 month something..
how i feel? i don't know. I just don't know...

the 'thing'

2007-11-15T01:32:00.005+08:00

teh o suam.. barli suam.. iced longan.. kuey teow kungfu.. cheese.. strawvberri.. hot chocolate.. roxy.. wedges- no high heels.. white-black-red-green.. psycho thriller cum horror muvie.. 5 hours sleep.. VolksWagen.. vintage.. burung 'kuik-kuik'.. clear glass (kalau nak tinted- baik bwat opis)

Its amazing what this 'thing' can do to you.. to human being.. either it can makes your head straight up high or bow down and feeling gloomy. This 'thing' excites human brain and cause so many things, Studies have shown that mental scans of those in this 'thing' show a striking resemblance to those with a mental illness. The 'thing' creates activity in the same area of the brain that hunger, thirst, and drug cravings create activity in. therefore, could possibly be more physical than emotional (though drawing a clear line between physical and emotional is difficult when discussing the brain). This thing can be so dangerous if its not carefully handle. People suffer, people dies in the process.

What concerns me is.. right now i'm high with this thing

have u ever seen the rain

2007-11-03T23:30:00.000+08:00

someone told me long ago
here's a calm before the Storm
i know
it's been coming for some time
when it's over so they say
it'll rAin on a sunnY day
i know
shining down like watEr

i wanna know
have you eveR seEn the rain?
i wanNa know
have you ever seen the rain?

coming Down on a sUnny day
yesterday and days before
sun is Cold and rain is hard
i know
t's been that way for all my time
till forever on It goes
through the circle fast and slow
i Know
and it can't stop i wonder

i wanna know
have you ever seen the rain?
i wanna know
have you ever seen the rain?

nothing...

2007-11-03T11:52:00.000+08:00

monster in my stomach

2007-10-29T12:17:00.000+08:00

since many years, now that feeling comes again, im just so fucking nervous, it feels like when i first step my foot on boarding schools 8 years ago. i just dunno why.. SHyte.. its just an exam, but somehow i don't feel comfortable with it.. who's in the blue moon feel comfortably with exam anyway.. if there is, im sure he/she's not a human at all. Everything doesn't makes sense to me, i often drift away, forget things im suppose to do, making things worse i cant memorize anything i just study... I'm so fucked up.. fell like i got monster in my stomach...

ku pun ta tahu - i also dont know

2007-10-17T23:42:00.000+08:00

kadang-kadang ku ta tahu apa ku mahu..
tapi, kadang-kadang ku pasti ku mahu "itu"..
kadang-kadang ku pun tak tahu "itu" mahu ku..
kadang-kadang ku mahu lebih awal..
awal sebelum sesiapa..

sometimes i know what i want
but, sometimes i'm sure i want 'that'
sometimes i even don't know 'that' i want..
sometimes i wish i was early..
early than anyone..

raya oo raya

2007-10-15T18:29:00.000+08:00

ooh.. its been a while since my last post.. all this while its been one hell a busy month.
here are some of hari raya photos.. (runs out of idea)..

banyaknye ketupat penat menganyam,
rendang dah masak mari lah rasa,
di hari mulia janganlah muram,
hari yang indah bersuka ria.

aku hanya penat yg amat

2007-09-20T05:58:00.000+08:00

kerja ku banyak.. banyak yang amat..
masa ku sikit.. sikit yang amat..
yang lain hanya bising.. bising yang amat..
aku jadi bengang.. bengang yang amat..
namun itu apa boleh ku buat..
berdoa agar semua selamat..
kerna..
kerna ku penat yang amat..

satu malam di bukit bintang..

2007-09-16T06:08:00.000+08:00

happy?

2007-07-13T17:02:00.000+08:00

am i happy? how happy is happy?
theres one gal said.. happy is measured by your satisfaction..
if thats the case.. of course im not happy..

theres no right or wRong...

2007-07-02T02:00:00.000+08:00

paRents will alwaYs be paRents...
what matters is, do they really understand their family
or..
does that really matters..
what matters is, what are the impression from other people about their image
or..
does that really matters..
what matter is, their children have to be better that any children else aside from theirs
or..
does that really matters..
what matters is, when other people words are much more important, even worse much more reliable than their own children..
or does that really matters..

shyte~! i guess even i don't know what really matters

in detail

2007-06-17T01:51:00.000+08:00

aaah.. lemme think.. where should i start.. aight, last week - Sunday 10th june, got a call from nippon ask me to lookout for my friends (names that dont want to be mention) , i dont think much at that time.. as soon as i arrived (lendu melaka) im shocked when one of my friend told me that my other friends in lockup.. kinda confusing,, ok lemme put it this way, nippon ask me to look out for my friends (later called as A and B) so, back to the story, it happens that A and B is in lockup, Alor Gajah Police Station..

One of the guilty parties or should i say convict manage to escape (later called as C) so, eventually C is in Kl rite now, work his ass for money to settle the goddamn case, (pity him) what make things interesting is, im the only one who knows where C is, makes me feel guilty for not telling it to my other friend which is A and B, but by telling them make myself guilty as well, Yes, it is what we called betrayal.

So, i made a decission for not telling them and let they settle it themselves. -kapish

then.. last friday 15th june, i got my result and its quite okay, even though its not as i hope to get, but its okay,, as rashid said "at least u have buid a base" then.. i went back home
it was raining, - lets cut the chase, i had an accident, nearly lost my life. The car is badly damaged, but thank got it still can be drived.

arrived at home, im done~! bombared with missiles and motars from my dad and my mom. Not enough from that, things gone bad. When some motherfucker opens my document and found some of my picture - told my mom. i had a fight with my mom.. Things gone worse...

now i know why people said. bad things comes in threes... and somtimes comes in small package - in my case, it comes in two but in big package...
--im done--

hepi ever after?

2007-06-10T15:14:00.000+08:00

just get back from my friends wedding.. got a chance to met my long lost schoolmate.. nothing changed... when we all met we'll talked all the old memoirs, bubblin n laughing while insulting each others.. quite fun but literally annoying.. enuf for old shit. the thing that actually shocked my sock is,,.. marriage.. it makes u realize gods power.. destiny and all the "jodoh di tangan tuhan kinda thing" at 1st i thought my friends bride is actually his gf that i met last year,, which is a no no.. it happens that he married another gal.. and because of that i realize all the couple thinggy sometimes last until 5 years doesnt mean a thing if its not ur "jodoh".. kinda awful to say this but actually im afraid of marriage and god knows i dont wanna talk about it.. but when u saw every each of ur friends got this newly wed thinggy... it kinda shock my nerve.. the more i avoid thinkin 'bout this,, the more n much more it'll come.,, shit..
marriage is a whole life time commitment... god knows im still not ready for it..

leAve

2006-12-20T12:19:00.000+08:00

its time for me to depart.. after one year woRkin in maRcus eVans.. im back to school again,
continue my studies.. it happens that i have to studied in UiTM Malacca ..- bummer~
but then its hard to say goodbye.. not only goodbye.. its hard to say that i have to move..
to explain to people WHY i had to leave.. some think that i just dont give a damn.. i just dont care..
but the fact is.. i DO care.. i SERIOUSLY care.. its like im trapped in a cubicle..
in a situation which i dunno how to explain.. i have to think 'bout my future.. my whole life..

2006-12-20T12:05:00.000+08:00

a la memoria de maRcus eVans

some joke..

2006-11-06T13:24:00.000+08:00

One day Lee Kwan Yew went to Thailand and had lobster at the dinner with
the Thai King. After Lee finished, he asked the King.

Lee : Your Highness, what can you do with this lobster shell?

King : We cannot do anything with it, we just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In our country, we send it to the factory and
produce some prawn cracker.

Then Lee had an orange. After he finished, he asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the orange skin?

King : We cannot do anything. We just throw away.

Lee : Oh, no. In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce some
orange jam.

Then Lee asked for some chewing gum. After he finished, he put on the
plate and asked the King.

Lee : What can you do with the chewing gum?

King : Oh, no. We just throw it away.

Lee : In Singapore, we send it to the factory and produce condoms send
it to Thailand.

Lee said good-bye to the King and the King asked Lee.

King : What can you do with the condom when you finish using it?

Lee : We cannot do anything. We throw it away.

King : In Thailand when we finish using the condom, we send it to the
factory to produce chewing gum and send it back to

Singapore!!!

oNe daY b4 haRi raYA...

2006-10-25T11:59:00.000+08:00

4.15 am.. still maKin ketupat..

6.15 .. sleeP !~~Zzzzzzzz

ZZZZZZZZzzz

waKE up.... (sLEPeY~yawN)

12.30 pm... repaIr this sIlly dOOr

1.30... repaIr thIs mIghty biKE

3.30pm keTupaT alreaDy cOOked .. ~! nyUm nYum~!

maY this be the nicesT hari raYa ever.. haPPy haRi raya and maAf zaHir baTin dari hujung ramBut hingga hujung jaRi kaKi...

keTupaT yaNg maNyak...

2006-10-23T03:31:00.000+08:00

kejap laGi nak reBus.. tapi manYAk laGi taK siap nih... T_T

noThin

2006-10-22T04:23:00.000+08:00

soMetime i feel lost.. felt like drowning... i've no one to reLy on.. when it comes to a point ur own blood betrays u.. it pushed u even more.. it droWns u.. i dun even knoe whut i want.,, im 24 and still im losT.. yes i hev job.. a nice wonderfUl faMily.. n a wHole lOt friends..but still i feEl like emPty.. i wan mOre i guess.. (greedy uh?) agaIn.. i hev job.. but a Job that heV no fUture.. it stiLL dark.. im drOwning.. drOwning... - guess im jusT wasTin ma fucKin time tYping this.. babi pUnye isaM~! hwahwahwa..

worK~kerJa~

2006-10-12T15:45:00.000+08:00

aah.. all work and no play make jack's a dull boy..

xcidenT

2006-08-10T13:04:00.000+08:00

just the sake of updating my blg.. last 2 days night.. i had an accident.. i knocked a driving school car.. (funny ey?) i bumped to his car and his car knocked the other kia rio infront.. i dunno whuts wrong with me.. im not drinking while driving.. i mean.. its just like dreaming.. i took a glance on my right side.. n then when i look again.. my car was already too close to the car infront.. it happens at 8.15pm - 8/8/06
thank god this uncle driving the drving school kancil was kind and sempoi.. but this melayu guy and his wife was damn arrogant.. bastard~!
her wife was like "ape nie? sape nak settle nie?" for god sake.. u only had a scratch on your bumper~!!! daa.. u can polish it and everything will gone away stewpid~!!
but then.. i try to cool myself down.. gave my phone no. and ask them to make a police report..
YES its my fault.. but u dun have to shout at me stupid~!! thanks for the uncle who back me up.. - i thought,,, malay is more polite compare to other races.. but.. im wrong...
this uncle is very cooll.. cooler than ice cube.. ehehe.. he was like "tapa punya.. tada hai punya.. ini kereta boley claim insurance.. orang semua tada papa.. apa maw kechow.. kasi buat repot suda la..."
yeah men.. thats it.. even we argue untill the next morning oso.. the car cant fixed by itself...
n then i went to police station at petaling street... make a report.. got summon ticket..
the next day.. called my uncle, he came and showed me the workshop..n sent my car there...
thats it.. cant even shopping these month.. so much for sale extravaganza.. bummer... T_T

nothiN much

2006-05-26T16:21:00.000+08:00

thank god 2day is fridaY.. yey.. the department is planning to playing futsal.. oo.. correction my collegue is planning to play fUtsal 2morrow.. in fact they aledi book the plaCe.. at PJ.. its a nice place.. but it'll be betTer this time.. coz we hev 14 player.. (thank gOD) compaRe to lasT time.. we onIy hev 10 player.. - no subs.. T_T..
caNt wait 2 plaY.. cant wait to see how gewD this new guys plaYin (chewahh.. cam aku bagos).. this is bcz.. just now.. this cool wannabe dude.. keep saying is gewd la.. chinese playing like this la.. indian like this la.. macam bagos je..
so.. 2morrow morning.. hev to wake up frIgin eaRly.. amik neil.. then go to kelaNa jaya lrt station.... ryan's waiting for us there..

Here is the list of confirmed players
Neil -team captain-
Edmund -3rd teamer-
Aizuddin -tried and tested, just passed the average point-
Khairil -new signing, promising-
Fairul -untried, but promising-
Juan -untried, but promising-
Anna -Power puff Girl-
Ally -Power puff Girl-
Jerry -untried, unpromising-
Kin Mun -Nesta-
Justine -Power puff Girl-
Tamera -Power puff Girl-
Ryan -Fatnaldo-
Sam Hooi -untried, must regain fitness-
Dillion -Silent Killer-
Chan Tat Cheong -Crouchy-

P.S: There will be a match between guys and girls. So guys be prepared to lose if you wanna get on the good side of girls.

(coppied from ryan'mail.. macam bagus)
___

liFe fuLl wiTh greeN..

2006-05-16T11:56:00.000+08:00

woke uP earLy this morNing.. (evEn thoUgh i sleep late lasT nite) thanx to the crappy laNdlord.. keep bUgging me with miscall asKin for the room reNt.. cHeH..

phUa cHu kanG

2006-05-12T08:03:00.000+08:00

Chu Kang ( PCK ) explaining sex to Chu Beng's son, Aloysius .....

Aloy : Why is making love so enjoyable ?

PCK : Aiyah, ah boy, enjoyable because, same like when you dig your nose with your finger mah !

Aloy : Do you think women enjoy sex more than men ?

PCK : Of course lah ! When you dig dig your nose, your nose feel better than your finger, right?

Aloy : Why do women hate it when they get raped ?

PCK : Ai-yah ! Say, you walk along the load, then someone come over and dig your nose, you like or not? Ehhh! Don't play play ah!

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

Aloy : Why is it a woman cannot have sex when she is having her menses?

PCK : Oy !! If your nose bleeding, you still go and dig meh?? Siow ah ! Use your brain, use your brainnn .........

Aloy : Why is it most men don't like wearing condoms when they are making love ?

PCK : Ehhhh, when you dig your nose ah, you like to dig with a glove on your finger or not ? Not the same shiok feeling mah. Correct or not?

PCK : Aiyah ...... ," Best in Singapore, JB, some say Batam, and now, the whole world!" also ah!!!

finaLly

2006-05-11T15:59:00.000+08:00

yeaH.. its thursdaY finaLly.. wan 2 balik kaMpung after this.. but the best part is.. i jusT noticed thaT my roaD tax aledi expired 5th may 2006...shyte.. hev to abLik kampung with exPired roaD tax.. hope nothin haPpen..

the sky lOoks cloudy.. im hoPin for a bright sunlight.. just please dun rain.. im gOing baCk tHis eveNing T_T

anYway,, 2daY is aFida lasT day at this cOmpany... we were haVin a nice LuncH.. wIthout inviting my manager.. (hahahah) buT then sOmehow she kNew 'bOut it.. the she actualLy caMe to hOt mama.. for like 10 to 15 minUtes havin driNk i guess.. just to sPy oN us.. whut ta FucK? is she's a manaGer or baby sItter?
aiyya,,, laNtak aa.. jaNji akU baLik kaMpUng aRi ni.. taKe a nice sleep wIth a Nice sound fRom mY bOombOx.. yeye..

bile nak baLik?

2006-05-10T16:14:00.000+08:00

laGi aa menganTuk.. ma manager is half day 2day.. like that aa.. so easy.. u can take a leave or whuteva leave u wan.. anyway.. its raining cats and dogs now.. hope it'Ll end beFor 5.30.. i wanna go hOme.. so tired..
im thinking on watching mOvie 2nite.. TGV klcc proBabLy.. she's the maN..

so slEepy

2006-05-10T10:06:00.000+08:00

aaah.. so sleepy.. its 10.11 a.m..
i just got 27 contaCt.. so much for finding coNtact.. maNn.. god kNoes i dun want to do this 4 the entire of ma life.. this morning i had naSi lemaK lauk paRu as breaKfasT.. damn im so full plus sleepy :0 .. by the way.. i hev new cOmers working on my region nOw.. i dunno whut happen.. but it seeMs they are so terrOr oo.,. why? coz.. they never ask me about anythin regarding the job.. so proud i guess.... dunnO whuts wrong with their stucked uP attitude.. naah.. nevermind.. hope for their best in their jOb..
i just give jheng some info 'bout nestle job vacancy.. seems hes interested.. thanx to myspace and dell..
hmm.. cant wait until thursday.. wanna go home.. relax,,, hev a quality time,, (quality sleep kOt)..ok.. got to work..
kerja lagie ? T_T

so much fOr work

2006-05-09T11:39:00.000+08:00

so mucH of havin a work.. it comes to a point when u need a wOrk.. u need to find a job.. of coz.. to earn money u must hev job.. but whuts the poInt havin a job doesnt suits ur Life.. im not goin to be kinda chOosie person.. but yes.. im choosIe anyway (whut the heck@!?)

my point is.. yes.. i hev a work.. but then i also hev this so called fucked up manager.. havin a manager whO dunno how to facilitate the emPloyees is worse.. worse? definition as in worse.. hmm.. let me think,, ok.. one persOn alreadY resign becoz something silly.. one person being accuse of some so called sOb stories.. so.. whut kind of manager is this..
manager description :
busuk hati...
liar...
bad time management..
so stewpid..
taK sedaR diri..
bodoh sombong..
and many more..
thats it..
even now..
im in the office..
if she look at this.. as in im typin for this blog.. she dun even know.. whut the heck that im doing now..
all she care is.. herself..
u boott licker her.. then u got promotion..
promotion.. aa promotion.. dun think 'bout any promotion when u working in this sucked up department..
...
aaaa... hev to find another job..
god help me ...