We’ve learned how to make a living, but not a life.
We’ve added years to life not life to years. We’ve been all the way to
the moon and back, but have trouble crossing the street to meet a new
neighbor. We conquered outer space but not inner space. We’ve done
larger things, but not better things.
…Remember, to spend some time with your loved ones, because they are
not going to be around forever. Remember, say a kind word to someone who
looks up to you in awe, because that little person soon will grow up
and leave your side.
…Remember to hold hands and cherish the moment for someday that
person might not be there again. Give time to love, give time to speak!
And give time to share the precious thoughts in your mind.
People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my
watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I
ask where the toilet is?
2. People who are willing to get off
their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they
refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually. 3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it
is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people
do this? Who and where are they?
5. When people say while
watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the
cinema and stare at the damn floor!
6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then
there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then
there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest
damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do that's longer?
9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???